“Twitter, Schmitter!" & a Few Fun Tweets

Found Poetry


1

Twitter, schmitter!
We now have
a court order!

We will wipe out
all of these!

The international
community can say this,
can say that.

I don't care at all!

Everyone will see
how powerful
the Turkish State is!

Erdogan, Turkish PM

*Despite Erdogan’s ban on twittering, a report from Twitturk, which records the statistics of Turkish Twitter users, indicates over half a million tweets were posted in just 10 hours.

2

The “Happy Birthday” Song

Does anyone
ever know
what to do,

when people sing
‘Happy Birthday to you'?


3

The Sins of Stars

I was looking at tweets
& saw that
I really hurt
someone’s feelings!

I’m so sorry.

It was a light blue
background
with a white egg shape.

Please, forgive me!

4

The Pumpkin Song

Pumpkin spice donuts
dipped in a pumpkin spice latte,

on a plate made of
a big hunk of pumpkin,

for your husband,
a pumpkin
wearing glasses.

5

Big Bird:

My bed time
is usually 7:45,
but
I was really tired
yesterday
and fell asleep
at 7!

Did I miss
any-thing
last night?


Achirri Ishmael

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